The Pegasus Awards

Tim Griffin IF


Pegasus Awards

Award Year Category Song
2019 Best Filk Song Lucy on the Line
2018 Best Roadtrip Song Oregon Trail
2014 Best Writer/Composer  

Pegasus Nominations

Year Category Song Sample
2019 Best Performer  
2017 Best Performer    
2016 Best Performer    
2014 Best Performer    

Tim Griffin has been filking for fun and money for about 30 years now. He loves writing and sharing new music with kids and seeing how they not only get excited about the STEM and other subjects his songs teach, but actually perform better on standards-based assessments of their knowledge and vocabulary after working with his music. Tim has performed to great hilarity and edification for the American Association for the Advancement of Science, the National Science Teachers’ Association, the California Science Teachers’ Association, Mensa, dozens of science fiction & filk conventions, plus a few hundred schools, libraries, museums, and other places of learning. In 2014, Tim won the Pegasus Award for best songwriter/composer.

Representative Work for the 2019 Pegasus Awards

A long, long time ago I went to UC Berkeley intending to major in astrophysics. Four and a half years later, I graduated with a major in rhetoric and a minor in ethnomusicology. Long story. Anyway, my wife pointed out recently that I'd never written a song using anything from my college major. So here it is: everything I can remember from four and a half years in one song. -Tim Griffin

44 Philosophers (mp3)

Copyright © 2011 by Tim Griffin- All rights Reserved
Used by Permission

Diogenes the cynic held a lamp to find an honest man
Seneca the Stoic said to be as simple as you can
Zeno was a dialectic specialist in paradox
Schrodinger was keen on killing cats inside a little box
Strato followed Aristotle, he was pretty peripatetic
Kant abhorred empiricism, sought a model more synthetic

Heidegger questioned common sense and wondered what it means to be
Buddha found enlightenment by sitting 'neath a bodhi tree
Confucius wrote his Analects about relationships and rules
Parmenides loved his logic, built the Eliatic school
Cicero reminded us to keep the horse before the cart
I think, therefore I am: I think that am Rene Descartes

Augustine imported ancient Greece to Christianity
Rousseau rejected pride and tried for natural humanity
Sartre said to cultivate an existential attitude
Basically he wrote that your reality reflects your mood
Machiavelli said that every ruler should be autocratic
Will James claimed the best approach was to be more pragmatic

Hobbes agreed the sovereign should have absolute authority
That didn't bother Gorgias, he said there's no one here but me
John Locke was a pillar of Enlightenment Empiricism
Marx wrote a Manifesto, he predicted communism
People reading Vatsyayana's Kama Sutra had a cow
Lao, Tzu, said, to, slow, down, find, the Tao

Hume declared that humans run not on reason but desire
Empedocles had lots fun with air, water, earth, and fire
Xenophanes' claim to fame was claiming there was just one God
Don't forget economists like Adam Smith and Hesiod
King, Thoreau, and Gandhi showed that non-violence was the way
Democritus named for us the politics we have today

Thales chose geometry instead of pure mythology
Protagoras claimed that all things can be measured only by a man
Aristotle wowed his peers with planets in concentric spheres
Plato wrote some early blogs, published them as dialogues
Socrates' only crime was asking questions all the time
But when accused refused to flee, stayed in Athens, drank the tea

Epicurus argued it was atoms made the human soul
Hegel held reality to be an all-inclusive whole
Saint Aquinas advocated natural theology
Saul of Tarsus changed his name and issued an apology
Comte was an altruist, at least according to the French
Nietzsche was acclaimed for Zarathustra and the Ubermensch
Here's to Soren Kierkegaard, the early existentialist
Along with my apologies to those who didn't make the list


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