Nathan Fillion (Please Take Off Your Pants)

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Nathan Fillion (Please Take Off Your Pants)

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Nathan Fillion, please take off your pants! 
Nathan Fillion, please take off your pants! 
Nathan Fillion, do a little dance! 
Nathan Fillion, please take off your pants! 

I threw my spoon across the room 
When I saw that perfect moon 
I didn’t know just what to do 
So I hit rewind 
And when his rear appeared again 
I had to slowly count to ten 
Or else my heart would surely rend 
From seeing that behind! 

CHORUS 

I rewatched all of Firefly 
In vain attempts to espy 
Whether what was under fly 
Was really quite that grand 
They call him one in Much Ado 
But I’m feeling rather blue 
It lacked the tush we want to view 
The finest in the land! 

CHORUS 

HOEDOWN 

His rump is proving awful wily 
There’s a glimpse in Outing Riley 
I’d rather see him twerk than Miley 
But he’s got some class 
His tuchus even has a Tumblr 
Nathan, if you want my number 
I could be your booty drummer 
Oh my god, DAT ASS 

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