There are more different kinds of drives than you might ever guess There's line drives and there's overdrives, and a hard drive on your desk But the drive to find a woman is the hardest drive, you'll find Because she's got some hidden drives of quite another kind I used to drive a semi, and my life was going well But then I met a woman who drove it all to hell She said that she'd loved cowboys since she was only five To win her heart, I had to make a change in what I drive CHORUS: And now I'm out here driving cattle, out in the drivin' rain Just like I'm in a drive-in movie, or on the drivin' range She says I'm drivin' her crazy--she drives me wild My drives will soon be drivin' me right down the wedding aisle We'll build a life together and have a home that's ours Out on El Dorado drive, with sidewalks trimmed in flowers Half a dozen kids will keep us busy all our lives With their antics and their over-active hyper-drives I'll have a chain of drive-thru's with driveways painted green We'll sell the oddest line of goods that you have ever seen A combination liquor store, and hardware you can trust With the catchiest of names: ^ÓScrewdrivers Are Us!^Ô CHORUS: This story has a moral, as stories often do Just listen and these words will drive the point right home to you Marriage is a lover's spaceship, racin' through the skies Because it gives us license to engage our own warped drives CHORUS: Get along, little dogies, let's drive it on home!