Tom Smith

No concept is too high, no joke is too low, no wordplay is too esoteric -- he can wrench your heart (A Boy and His Frog, Starlight & Saxophone), chill your blood (Hellraiser, PQR), or whack you between the eyes (House on Cthulhu Corner, Happy Conception Day). What he does mostly, though, is make people laugh (Smurfin' Safari) and laugh (Five Years) and laugh (Callisto, 500 Hats, Sheep Marketing Ploy, I Want To Be Peter Lorre, Domino Death, Enterprising Man, etc., etc., etc). There is nobody like Tom in all of fandom. Get his albums, read his rants, follow his whacked-out links, and just generally have a good ol' time at www.tomsmithonline.com.