Wendigoes

Terence Chua

Wendigoes

Lyrics © 2000 Terence Chua- All rights reserved
Lyrics posted by permission of the author

(to the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA)

My my - it's cold up North
And we all get so hungry
Yeah but we've lots of food
Packed up in ice cold storage all around
The ones who are just hanging tough
At the Packer Memorial Caf-e-te-ria

Wendigoes - flyin' like wind we devour all
Wendigoes - goin' to rend you with tooth and claw
Wendigoes - maybe we're cursed but we're having fun
Wendigoes - even got the Iron Chefs on the run
A-Woo-a-woo-a-woo-a-woo
Wendigoes - cannibalism is so much fun

My my - Winter is nigh
The snows howl by your window
That's us - we're wooshing by
And we're the knocking just outside your door
The sound of the glass going smash
And then it all ends in a flash-of-hoar-frost

Wendigoes - insatiable beasties that's what we are
Wendigoes - minions who're worshipping Ithaqua
Wendigoes - life is a feast so just take your place
Wendigoes - second course starts when we eat your face

The sound of the glass going smash
And then it all ends in a flash-of-hoar-frost

Wendigoes - flyin' like wind we devour all
Wendigoes - goin' to rend you with tooth and claw
Wendigoes - life is a feast so just take your place
Wendigoes - second course starts when we eat your face
A-Woo-a-woo-a-woo-a-woo
Wendigoes - let's see you run 'cause we like the chase
A-Woo-a-woo-a-woo-a-woo Wendigoes - we like the taste of the human race
(Like Chicken!)