The Blibbering Humdingers IF

The Blibbering Humdingers are the wizard rock / filk musical duo of Kirsten and Scott Vaughan. They began performing together in 1992 in the SCA, where they are known as Aénor d'Anjou and Efenwealt Wystle. With the release of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows in 2007, and upon encountering bands like Draco & the Malfoys, The Mudbloods, and The Moaning Myrtles they decided to form their own wizard rock act. They mostly perform at at Harry Potter, Filk and SciFi/Fantasy conventions along the east coast but also do libraries, bars and private parties - and more recently have been streaming online shows from home.

When not out conquering the galaxy with her army of robotic wallabies, Kirsten creates steampunk/medieval/fantasy accessories for her online store, MyFunkyCamelot.etsy.com. And in order to protect his secret past as a renegade architect, Scott pretends to manage communications campaigns for clinical research studies at a small advertising/creative services agency. Their pal Chuck Parker often joins them on bass. He claims to be a mild-mannered government IT contracts coordinator, but we suspect he's really a super spy.

More recently their sons Aiden and Liam have been joining them for the occasional live gig and for online shows. Aiden plays drums and Liam plays keyboards and pretty much anything else that might be needed.

More about them at BlibberingHumdingers.com or on Facebook.

YouTube Channel: Blibbering Humdingers

Representative Work for the 2024 Pegasus Awards

Florida Man (mp3)

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Written for DragonCon 2019 - the theme that year was "Superheroes."
We didn't have a song so we wrote one about the world's Worst superhero.
Kirsten researched actual headlines for this song and had pages of them she
couldn't fit into the musical phrasing! There are some real doozies out there.
Many of the incidents mentioned in the song happend at WalMart. Really. We'll
let you guess which ones!

Florida Man charged with deadly weapon throwing gator into Wendy's drive through
Raids-farmer's-market for fruit and soda, dressed only in a tutu
Assaults his girlfriend with fried chicken while drinking his own homebrew
practiced-karate on swans in the park, at least it wasn't kung fu
Florida Man hits McDonald's employee 'cause he didn't get a straw in his pop
Attacked his sister, she touched his cigar, and then he bit a cop
Claims he didn't drink and drive- only swigged while he was stopped
Gets thrown out of Trumpster rally, for hat with dildo on top

Chorus: Who's the guy who'll save us all? Not Florida man.
Who's the guy who's strong and tall? Not florida man
He's dumb he's lame he's sure to miss
Hold my Beer Hey ya'll watch this! It's Florida Man!!!

Florida Man, Fights eviction, over-- emotional support-duck
Kills world-famous Busch-Garden flamingo. Gets squished by a truck
Attacked his neighbors with roach spray, hits own head with nunchuck
Steals pool floats for sex instead of a ... finding a girl to cuddle
Florida Man pinched purebred puppies, pushed them down his pants
Steals 12 quarts of motor oil, and pushed them down his pants
Filched 6 fish from exotic pet store -and pushed them down his pants
Purloins sirloins, lobsters, too and pushed them down his pants

Chorus

Florida Man, takes ride to jail, instead of riding on a manatee
Dressed as bull, burns exes home with sauce from his spaghetti
Drives date to bar on sto-len Wal-mart scooter for mobility
Threatens to kill people-with-kindness. it's the Name of his machete
Florida Man claims Proudly he's the first man to vape semen
Puts lysol into pickle juice, to poison his own girlfriend.
Runs to Bermuda in inflatable bubble. Rescued by Coastguard... Again.
Wanders naked with cooking oil. Says he's aroused by rain.

Chorus

Florida Man denies syringes-in-rectum are his, he don't know who's
Called 911 due to lack of vodka for his Moscow mules
Says-3-pounds of meth was not for people, just for cleaning pools
Rips urinal from bathroom wall, runs naked , into-the- woods
Florida Man Breaks into jail to hang out with his friends
Throws sausages at mom because she won't cook him some eggs
Paints Anti-Clinton messages on tampa area crabs
And don't forget that he's to blame for all those hanging chads! FLORIDA MAN!!!