Toastmaster: Franklin Gunkelmann

Muggle name: Frank Gunkelmann, 58, German

(You might know the tune to sing this to)

Has two kids and has a wife
Born in 1965
Franklin Gunkelmann

Nerd and Knight, likes Scifi Flicks
Filks since 1986
Franklin Gunkelmann

Come on, Franklin, you can do it
Steer the con, put your voice into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from,
look at you now.